As President Lucifer announces his amnesty plan…

by Veronica Coffin on November 21, 2014



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…ask yourself, “Is this act of mercy just a bit misguided?”


Oh, and don’t bother calling the White House. They’ve been told not to relay messages to him when he’s golfing.


If the “unaccompanied minors” seem a bit displeased with your American prosperity, don’t bother Congress; they’re not listening.

Your best bet is to contact your representatives at:



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